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Clapham Grand
Clapham Grand
London's Palace of Variety since 1900

The Grand was established in 1900 by some of the most popular performers of the time. Launched at the height of the Music Hall, since then a cinema, a bingo hall and a nightclub, The Grand has always remained true to its original aim: to entertain.

What our members love about the Clapham Grand:
"Great atmosphere, intimate theatre. Bar staff keep the queue flowing with their hard work"
"Really enjoyed the night, had such a laugh. The seats were high up but actually had a great view and the staff were brilliant"
"Great crowd of friendly, fun people. Brilliant compere and dance team."
Realising that people’s tastes are changing, we’ve paved the way for a brighter, more vibrant and diverse programme of events. Returning to our Music Hall and Variety roots we regularly feature performances by up-and-coming comedians whilst becoming a home for the LGBTQ+ community, with world class Queens from Ru Paul’s Drag Race, Sink The Pink & Pride hosting parties and the cream of London’s Drag Scene. Our Movie Nights provide sing & dance-alongs with our in-house show team of performers, Bingo has returned courtesy of Bongo’s Bingo & we still host the occasional Theatre Show!

Globally successful live acts from George Ezra and Rag & Bone Man have cut their teeth on our stage, there are incredible White Collar Boxing matches for Charity, Brunch Parties for those early starters and the whole time our Club Nights, with guest slots by the likes of The Vengaboys, Girls Aloud and Artful Dodger (yes Garage is still going strong!) still keep you dancing away till 3am.

Drizilik Live In London Book now
Fri, 4 Sep 2026 at 7:30pm

ABOUT THE NIGHT
Drizilik returns to London with his captivating Kriofusion music. His versatility as both a rapper and singer, combined with his unmatched delivery, has resulted in a string of chart-topping singles and collaborations, including the popular tracks “Sabi Road” and “Ashobi” featuring Idris Elba, as well as “Move Right” with BAFTA winner Big Zuu. His exceptional songwriting skills, infectious one-liners, and profound cultural metaphors on his award-winning albums and EPs “Shukubly” “Wait and See” & “Ashobi” have earned him the title of Sierra Leone’s modern-day king. As a 2021 MTV Africa Music Awards nominee for ‘Listener’s Choice’ and a featured act in the 2023 BET International Rap Cypher, Drizilik has graced stages from Lagos to Washington D.C. and headlined prestigious events like Youtube’s Africa Day Concert, Madeng Festival, Gambia Music Festival, and Hull City’s Freedom Festival.
General Admission - Standing | 18+ Only


Access Fee: £5.95
Carl Hutchinson: Fine Whine Book now
Wed, 9 Sep 2026 at 6:30pm

ABOUT THE NIGHT
Carl has a unique blend of storytelling and physical comedy, with a dash of down-to-earth banter. He’s known for his sharp characterisations, impeccable timing, and energetic delivery, which has earned him a reputation as a “powerhouse comedian” on the UK circuit

‘Fine Whine’ is a brand new show and is Hutchinson’s biggest and best tour yet! The show centres around Carl’s demands of being a modern-day dad & finding his place in society. He’s a must-see act for anyone who loves laughter and good storytelling.
General Admission - Unallocated Seating | 14+ Only / U18s must be accompanied by an adult adult 21+ (max. 2 under 18s per adult 21+)


Access Fee: £5.95
Wim Mertens Book now
Thu, 10 Sep 2026 at 7:00pm

ABOUT THE NIGHT
Experience an unforgettable evening with legendary composer Wim Mertens, live at the Clapham Grand’s in an exceptionally intimate setting.
Mertens unveils his captivating last album, As Water Is to Fish, in a duo. Duo is: Wim Mertens accompanied by soprano saxophone / clarinet.
Renowned for his distinctive musical language and emotional depth, Mertens invites the audience into a world where minimalism meets lyrical intensity.
General Admission - Unallocated Stalls / Circle Seating | 14+ / U18s must accompanied by an adult 21+ (max. 2 U18s per adult 21+)


Access Fee: £5.95